get in my belly

remember cake club? well here's the knitted crocheted version of our mascot. brock's aunt made this thing from a description in like a day. she's basically a machine. the plan is to lock her up in a basement to produce these things in exchange for a lighter beating share of the profits. she'll make dozens a day and the cake club treasury will get stinking rich. it's a fool proof plan really.

update: now you can own your very own attila monster! check. it. out!